Winning a flag for PNG in Melbourne

By Martin Flanagan
Updated August 30 2014 - 12:13pm, first published August 29 2014 - 3:00pm

The Hawthorn supporter in my family keeps telling me how much he wants to win the flag this year. I keep telling him he's greedy.  "Eleven premierships in 53 years!" I cry. "You've had a gourmet diet all your life – there are people out there starving for a flag!"